George Lucas Screws Harrison Ford and Disappoints Star Wars Fans in New Taiwanese Animation

· George Lucas has been disappointing Stars Wars fans and cast members for years now with his trilogy tweaks and his profit hoarding, but these crimes have never been captured in a hilariously simplistic Taiwanese animation video. Until now! Click through to enjoy news organization NMA’s take on Lucas — which includes the Star Wars creator power drilling Harrison Ford from behind, raping the childhood memories of his fans and cutting Carrie Fisher out of Princess Leia laxative profits — and then, stick around for more Buzz Break! · In honor of Albert Brooks playing a frightening Jewish mobster in this weekend’s Drive, here are six other terrifying villains played by comedians. [Nerve.com] · Nicolas Cage woke up in the middle of the night once to find a mentally unstable man in his bedroom, wearing a leather jacket and eating a Fudgesicle. This has happened to everybody, right? [Reuters] · Here is a tour of the $6.8 million home that the Transformers franchise built Michael Bay. [PopCandy]